Mickey: I am fed up with being taken advantage of. I try to be open minded but he either goes out at 3 am or is out all night and shows up in the morning when I am about to leave for work expecting breakfast. Then sometimes I have food ready and he eats last minute somewhere else. And he disappears for days on end and I am pretty sure he's shacking up elsewhere.
Friend: That sucks. He's not worth the trouble. But.... I didn't know you were dating anyone.
Mickey: Oh, I'm not. I'm talking about my cat.
Friend: That sucks. He's not worth the trouble. But.... I didn't know you were dating anyone.
Mickey: Oh, I'm not. I'm talking about my cat.
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